The Prudent Portrait

Hi, my name's Lauren, this whole blog is probably just going to be a ton of photos I've taken... but it's okay... 'cause that's the kind of stuff I love.

November 27, 2013 7:16 pm
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thnks-fr-th-20-dollar-nosebleed:

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God this is making me so mad and I don’t know why.. It’s a Vine video on Facebook about a guy blowing hookah vapor into his pet bird then the bird going all crazy.. Only like 1 in 20 people are backing me up and the rest are calling me an idiot and laughing about it. I just hate…

November 24, 2013 8:47 pm November 23, 2013 10:13 pm
whitx2:

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

LAUREN, APPRECIATE THIS

OHGAWDOHGAWDOHGAWD!

whitx2:

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

LAUREN, APPRECIATE THIS

OHGAWDOHGAWDOHGAWD!

(Source: dreka)

November 21, 2013 7:24 pm 7:20 pm

My poor scarf

graciousshadows:

I let my littlest sister borrow my doctor who scarf (2 months of work btw) and she ended up leaving it at school for 3 days. Now she brought it home and I swear it smells like school.

she needs a good old fashioned spanking

November 15, 2013 12:15 pm November 13, 2013 12:04 pm

I SWEAR TO GOD!

So we got a puppy just about 8 months ago and this animal is the the devil’s main bitch. Before we got her I had 12 pairs of shoes. Now- as of today - I have 3. 3!!! And of course you’re probably saying to yourselves “Awwe don’t be so hard on her, she’s just a puppy.” or “Well, you shouldn’t be allowing her to get your shoes! Keep them locked away!” Trust me, it’s a futile mission. I ALWAYS shut the shoe closet and whenever somebody else leaves it open guess who’s shoes she takes?! MINE! I’m so done. SO FUCKING DONE! We even have a barrier on the stairs so that she isn’t able to get up there and into our rooms and destroy stuff. She finds a way to get around it! She goes in there and tears up my clothes, expresses her anal glands all over my new book, tears the zippers off of my jackets - WHICH ARE HANGING ON HANGERS - and chews open my laptop charger cord. And the worst part of it is that when you tell her that she’s done something bad and give her a little swat on the butt and put her in her crate for a bit she comes out and in the next 5 minutes she’s jumped up on the table and pushed a vase onto the floor. SHE EVEN CHEWS UP THE CROWN MOLDING AND THE DRYWALL!

 If anybody wants a FREE 8 month old dachshund PLEASE contact me. 

October 31, 2013 8:47 pm
we-arethelions:

Happy Halloween from #Khlaleesi and #LSP 🎃🎉🎊

<3 <3 <3 <3

we-arethelions:

Happy Halloween from #Khlaleesi and #LSP 🎃🎉🎊

<3 <3 <3 <3

6:51 pm
whitx2:


Happy Halloween

I&#8217;ve never been more scared by a basketball!

whitx2:

Happy Halloween

I’ve never been more scared by a basketball!

October 29, 2013 10:35 am